So its the first month of the year...

Awwwww! Right?

Well here is a story that is hilarious..

"So you know my sister works as a vet tech.  Well one time this girl brought in this hamster and she 

said he just sat by the cage and wouldn't eat or drink.  My sister asked if the hamster had gotten into anything and the girl said he did escape but they found him under the fridge. After some investigation the hamster was walking around, eating and drinking, acting normal.  Even more investigation and she found out something."

Anyone care to guess what happened?

Comment your guess!

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No cheating 

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You have to guess first

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"Turns out the hamster had a magnet in his cheek pouch so he was stuck to the side of the cage!"

Now think about that, being stuck the side of the cage.. 

I nearly died laughing..

I know this is a short post so I am going to include a snippet of my story..

“Luna Abigail Cozar.”  Called a man at a desk, Luna’s head snapped up as she jolted back to reality.  “Yes.”  Dasan was a greedy and ruthless king; he banned metal and ordered for unique tattoos to be given.  He taxed people so much that it was not rare to see a seven year old in the unemployed line.

 “Age 16, slim, looks to be healthy,” the man, murmured to himself while scribbling on a piece of paper.  “You have been recruited to be in our special DSW project.  You shall be paid $20 a week.  Here is the address.  Get there ASAP.”  Handing her a piece of paper, he called the next person before she could ask what the DSW project was.  The man called the next person; ignoring Luna.  She sighed and started off to the address, adjusting the hose-like sleeve of her t shirt.  It was impossible to go around without a mark on you.  Luna had figured that out quickly; she had found someone who secretly manufactured a hose the color of your skin with a fake mark on it.  Luna’s had a head of a peacock which was silver gray; she had walked a couple of blocks until she came to a very large bricked building.  It seemed to be an orphanage and a mansion combined. 

“What luck?”  Thought Luna excitedly- she had hoped for a job that did not concern being a personal servant or a field worker.  She nervously rapped on the door and tried to put on her brightest smile which soon faded when she saw the nameplate on the door.  “Dasan’s soldier’s of war.”  The rumors were true!  Dasan was going to build and elite teams which would investigate America to see if they could claim it.  She took a step back; there was no way she was going to work for the man that ruined her life!  However, before she could take off, a middle aged woman opened the door and yanked Luna inside.  The lady was wearing a shirt and pants which were pure black, not a hair out of place.  Gripping Luna by the arm, the woman dragged her to a room with a chair and desk littered with paperwork.

 “Sign it.”  Threatened the lady tightening her grip on Luna’s, arm.  Wincing, she began to sign her name but stopped when she realized what the paper said.  “Not to be let go unless dead, shall be in service to the king Dasan the fifth as long as she/he lives.”  The grip of the lady, if possible, grew tighter.

 “Come ON girl,” Luna signed the rest of her name, and crossing her fingers as she did, like that would make a difference she scoffed at herself.  The lady yanked her out of her chair and led her down a corridor, “My name is Miss Hubbons and if you call me anything else you shall go without supper and receive 15 lashes from my whip.  Do you understand?” 

Luna managed to mumble “Yes Ma’am.” 

Miss Hubbons showed Luna around the building but it was impossible to remember all those rooms.  Lastly, she showed Luna where the sleep area was.  Boys and girls were separated so Luna only got to see the girl’s part which consisted of six three-decker bunk beds crammed into each room.  There was a bag on every bed that had a name on it; Luna guessed it was personal stuff that belonged to whoever slept in that bed.  “Since you are new you don’t have to train until tomorrow, although, I advise you to get accustomed to our training as soon as possible.”  Miss Hubbons informed Luna, who, had already picked a bed and began checking for bedbugs and lice.  She learned you can never be too careful.  Miss Hubbons left, leaving Luna to sleep; she would need all the rest she could get.  Luna stared out the window, sleep wouldn’t come, she knew. 

Maybe this was her chance to avenge her parents, to prove to her parents she had the strength to finish what she had started.  After all, it was her fault that her parents had died.  

So how was it?? I have been working on it for ages and it still needs a bunch of work..

I actually want to thank Gray, Raechel and Faith for editing and giving their wise writing advice...

Stay warm and God bless you! 

-Ry